On The Wagon

Since all the cool kids are doing it (Monkey), I'm going to do it, too. If you love me even a little itty bit, you'll go here and tell me what words best describe my character. It's easy, you just click on 5 or 6 words that scream "Sam" to you. I would suggest voluptuous, extraordinarily intelligent, funny beyond all reason, "was your daddy a thief because he stole the stars from the skies...." etc. Loves poop is not an option, sorry!

Onto other bits and pieces, Essie was concerned about the removal of cat fecal/urine matter every time I had to pee as Dude is working on his toilet training. I set up the Citi Kitty in one bathroom and it will remain there throughout the training process. If we have to pee, there are two other bathrooms that we can use. Also for Essie, I bought another bottle of Suave's imitation Biolage conditioner today!! $2.49 rocks my world.

Anna successfully shared a link about Tiger poo. The one thing about the article that really struct me was CNN calling Tiger feces "poo". Isn't poo what a toddler calls their shit when it's filling out their diaper? For example "Mommy, I poo poo." But CNN? Poo?

Schadeboy and his new gorilla pic are solely responsible for my random dream about primates this afternoon. Thanks Schadeboy!

Kat, you mentioned that you wear the same panties but you order them online. I felt so stupid. My online purchasing is limited to gift registries and books for Chicken. I never thought of buying the panties through the wonders of the Internets. Duh.

SPK, you commented on the merits of outer clothing making panties sexy or granny. I read your comment wearing sweats. Fuck! I guess they were grannies.

This post is my way to tell all of you that I read and enjoy all of your comments. Even if I don't respond because I'm too busy painting my toe nails. Which are delicious, by the way. Not in an edible, great with sauce way but in a so sexy dammit why isn't H3.2 into feet way.

Also, this is what Dude looks like when he's on a diet and his food bowl is empty. He mistakenly believes that the computer is standing between him and utter gluttony. This is the Dude Look of Death, also known as "Bitch, I'm going to gut you in your sleep and slobber all over your intestines."

One last thing... H3.2 is working ALL weekend, Chicken is off with his grandma for the night, and I'm here sitting on the couch. Blogging and watching Grey's Anatomy. I love this show. Spontaneous orgasms? Nice. New hot doctor that slept with what's his face wife and is hitting on what's her face? Nice. Very nice. Me sitting on the couch by myself when I could be out doing something... Sucks.

Just remember something that I learned yesterday while watching Bambi II with Chicken: "Princes do not 'woo hoo'". Which, by the way was an adorable movie. I highly recommend a day of pedicures and Mario Kart Double Dash and Bambi II with your favorite little person.