Meh
I'm having a bad fibro time and it sucks. Every muscle in my body is stiff and sore, plus I'm exhausted. The last several weeks have been quite good, so the sudden change has me feeling cranky. My upcoming period doesn't help either. I'm just a pitiful, whiny bitch. I hope that tomorrow is better, because who wants a shitty birthday?
I suppose you're wondering who the FUCKING HOT STUD to the left is... his name is Petey and I'm babysitting him for a few days. He makes me think of Aughra(Pete). He's about 1 1/2 years old, a pit bull mix I think. He's the sweetest puppy in the whole wide world/in my house and I'm so happy he is visiting. I gave him a shower earlier and H3.2 popped his head into the shower to check on my progress. He said: "you know, people would pay good money for pictures of this". I have a long-standing habit of showering in the nude. Even with a dog. Ever tried to wash a dog and stay dry? Exactly. So I hop my naked ass in the shower and give Petey a good washing. He tolerated it, but wasn't enthusiastic. I guess he doesn't have much water dog breed in him. My lab mix LOVED showering with me.
Where did Petey come from? W1. Now, if you diligently read my blog, you realize that my partners/husbands have labels. My first husband is H1, second H2... and so forth. For a detailed explanation, go here. When I met W1 (at a Pride festival) I was teased at work, and she became W1 although we didn't date or marry. We've become good friends and she needed someone to watch Petey while she um... reconnects with an old friend. Petey isn't her dog either, she's watching him (long-term) for another friend.
Chicken calls him "Pothead Petey" because he learned the term pothead this week. Great A+ parenting, huh? Chicken wanted to know if it was a bad thing to call a person pothead. I said "only if they're not one". Even though I believe Petey is NOT a pothead, I don't think he'll mind. Plus, it makes me laugh and when I'm tired and hurting that's a good thing. Oh, and I hope Petey doesn't mind me using his real name. Please don't start stalking him or anything. He doesn't have balls, so sex is out of the picture. Just leave the poor dog in peace, will ya?
Note: For all of you (and you know who you are) that left positive and simply marvelous comments about my last HNT, I love you man/men/woman/women/piglet/sexy duck!! For the curious, I wear a 6.5 (womens' size USA), Chicken wears a boys' 4.5 shoe. Don't ask me what the sizes convert to outside of the USA, ask Mr. Google. He knows EVERYTHING.
I suppose you're wondering who the FUCKING HOT STUD to the left is... his name is Petey and I'm babysitting him for a few days. He makes me think of Aughra(Pete). He's about 1 1/2 years old, a pit bull mix I think. He's the sweetest puppy in the whole wide world/in my house and I'm so happy he is visiting. I gave him a shower earlier and H3.2 popped his head into the shower to check on my progress. He said: "you know, people would pay good money for pictures of this". I have a long-standing habit of showering in the nude. Even with a dog. Ever tried to wash a dog and stay dry? Exactly. So I hop my naked ass in the shower and give Petey a good washing. He tolerated it, but wasn't enthusiastic. I guess he doesn't have much water dog breed in him. My lab mix LOVED showering with me.Where did Petey come from? W1. Now, if you diligently read my blog, you realize that my partners/husbands have labels. My first husband is H1, second H2... and so forth. For a detailed explanation, go here. When I met W1 (at a Pride festival) I was teased at work, and she became W1 although we didn't date or marry. We've become good friends and she needed someone to watch Petey while she um... reconnects with an old friend. Petey isn't her dog either, she's watching him (long-term) for another friend.
Chicken calls him "Pothead Petey" because he learned the term pothead this week. Great A+ parenting, huh? Chicken wanted to know if it was a bad thing to call a person pothead. I said "only if they're not one". Even though I believe Petey is NOT a pothead, I don't think he'll mind. Plus, it makes me laugh and when I'm tired and hurting that's a good thing. Oh, and I hope Petey doesn't mind me using his real name. Please don't start stalking him or anything. He doesn't have balls, so sex is out of the picture. Just leave the poor dog in peace, will ya?
Note: For all of you (and you know who you are) that left positive and simply marvelous comments about my last HNT, I love you man/men/woman/women/piglet/sexy duck!! For the curious, I wear a 6.5 (womens' size USA), Chicken wears a boys' 4.5 shoe. Don't ask me what the sizes convert to outside of the USA, ask Mr. Google. He knows EVERYTHING.



1 Comments:
Happy Birthday! I hope you are feeling better today. Petey is adorable.
"Pothead Petey" is funny. Funny related kid story: My third grade daughter brought a note home from school that said she got in trouble for telling another kid "division is boring as hell". I have never heard her curse before so it was a bit of a shock. Do you know how hard it was to keep a straight face while talking to her about it? I don't know where the hell she learned it.
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