Holy Shitstorm Batman!

Have you ever thought about a long-lost friend? Have you ever kept a necklace they made you FOREVER ago and still look at it and can't ever toss it because your friend made it for you? Have you heard from this or that person that the friend is still alive but no one can seem to give you their phone number/email/physical address? Have you just wondered how they are doing, how life is treating them and if you will ever see them again?

Have you ever had that very same person leave a COMMENT on your pseudo-anonymous no one knows about it in real life except for a few very special (ed.) people? Holy shit!! HEY TOBY!! Call me at (858) um... shit I guess I can't leave my phone number on my blog. Dammit. Okay, email me at samsstories at gmail dot com. 'Cause I miss you LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS...

Now that I'm pondering this and that... where did you get this URL? Ug, please don't tell me H2 is reading my blog. That's creepy.... nevermind. Just email me. Or call me at that (858) number if you have it. Or my 900 number. (he he)

Thanks for all the happy birthday wishes. Here's hoping 32 is better than 31, 30, 29.... And just for visiting, here's a Chicken funny:

Chicken and I love "Go Fug Yourself". Before he went to bed this evening, he saw this fugly picture and said "Oh My Gawd isn't that hair supposed to be down there?" You know your outfit sucks ass when a nine year-old compares your tulle to pubic hair.

More birthday stories to come....