Holy Shit
Today I received this voicemail from a co-worker and I just had to pass it on... She doesn't use her name, but DAMMIT she used mine. Oh well. It's funny.. as shit.
To fully understand her predicament, you must realize that she is visiting the homes of financial clients, to advise them to take this or that action. As a professional. In a business suit. And she has this little problem...
To fully understand her predicament, you must realize that she is visiting the homes of financial clients, to advise them to take this or that action. As a professional. In a business suit. And she has this little problem...
posted by Sam at
9:08 PM
12 Comments:
Already knew your name, but damn, that's just goofy. I can't imagine having a conversation with her in real life. You'd hardly get in a word edgewise!
Ha! That was hilarious! And so wrong.
Holy Shit is the right title for this post!!! That is some funny "shit"!!!
Osbasso- You are a very perceptive man.
Jomama- This co-worker has a thing for poop, and she always comes to me with her stories. Of her shit, her cats shit, her dogs shit, etc. She knows I'm a sympathetic soul when it comes to poop.
Gerbera- Thanks! I hoped you would enjoy it!
LOL I never EVER would leave a voice mail on someone machine like that. I wouldn't want it used against me in the future like put on a blog or something LOL!!!
Oh my god. I just pissed myself laughing! I think I would have a hard time looking her in the face after that VM.
manblogger- At least it's anonymous.
erin- She talks about that stuff ALL the time with me, it's par for the course.
Poop - no matter the consistency is fun to talk about.
LOL. I think that could be in the category of TMI.
I am just shocked that your name is not really Sam. You seem like a Sam. The next thing you're going to tell me is that your son's name is not really Chicken.
love it, love it, love it & if you hadn't told the internet that your name was in there, they probably would have never guessed - I actually had to listen for it!
OMG - that was so funny! Its so great to have a friend that you can talk about bodily functions with..me and my best friend call it breaking the shit barrier..once its broken you can talk about anything!
Sorry to hear that you havent been feeling well..hope things are getting better!
ROFLMAO! OMG! That is great! That girl would fit in so well with my family! Poop and farts are funny!
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