Half-Nekkid Valentine

If you read the previous post, I am sure that you were slobbering all over yourself in anticipation of a lingerie-clad Sam courtesy of St. Valentine and H3.2. However, I'm much happier to have a heart Tetris T-shirt. Think Geek describes it much better than I ever could: "This invincible torso cover is not only durable, it also bears the symbol of a heart made out of Tetris blocks. Hearts are international love symbols, making this shirt - like a powerful pheromone - an unstoppable attractant." Therefore, I have become an unstoppable attractant just by wearing it. I'll pause for a moment if you want to hump my leg...........

Done? If you're thinking that H3.2 is the least romantic fucker in the world, you might be right. At least in the traditional sense. However, I FUCKING love Tetris, and the baby tee is so cute on me. H3.2 is romantic in the ways that count for us *ahem* older women. Like doing the dishes, vacuuming the house, rubbing my back, and putting up with my bitchitude. Not to mention his divine bedroom skills. Ahh..... Happy HNT. Go tell Osbasso if you're half-nekkid today.