Half-Nekkid Toes

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!

For this special 2-for-1 edition of HNT, I give you the spectacular results of this weekend's pedicure adventure. Here is where some of you will shit yourselves. Are you ready with a pair of clean panties/boxers/butt floss/banana hammock? The feet to the left are mine. The feet to the right are Chicken's.

Are you done with the defibrillator? Those things come in handy, don't they? Chicken has loved getting a pedicure since he was a toddler. Mommy paints her toenails, Chicken wants his done, too. It's been several years since I have done his toes due to the pressures of elementary school and the way "men" are supposed to behave in our society. However, school is out for the week so Chicken was up for a toe-painting celebration. I used to have green, blue and orange polish just for him but I tossed those a while back due to age and disuse. Therefore, Chicken had to choose between pinks, reds and purple. He requested a red/purple pattern.

Here are a few more pics for your HNT viewing pleasure.

A. My toes after the "Foot Spa" and a clear coat.
B. Chicken and I. Can you believe how big his feet are?
C. Toe Wrestling!
D. Chicken enjoying the heated/massaging/bubbles of the foot spa.





















Now, before you lambast me in the comments for painting my son's toenails- please realize that I've heard it all. I've gotten the sideways looks from strangers. I've heard the "you're going to turn him gay" and the "boys don't do that". So don't waste your breathe reiterating the ignorance that abounds in this mixed-up world. It makes him happy, and that's all I care about. Oh, and Monkey- you go girl!