Granny Panties
Today I accomplished a task that had me jumping for joy: I purchased new panties. Not the super sexy ones (although I do own and wear those), just good ole serviceable panties. They're cute and comfy and they are great on those days when "Aunt Flow" is in town. Buying new underwear is a formidable bull-busting chore for me as it requires a trip to the dreaded mall. Now that I have Baby Z in tow, the mall becomes even more dreadful. I can't buy just any panties, as I like these and they are the only ones I buy for me and my comfort/pleasure alone.
H3.2 calls them my "granny panties" and it pisses me off. The madder I get, the more delight he gets out of it. So I decided to ask the Internets if my panties are indeed "granny" with a super official poll and multiple pictures to help you make an informed decision.
First, we have a picture of my new panties. No, you won't be seeing ME model them. The close-up illustrates the type of panties "low-rise bikini" and the regular shot proves that they are new (see the tag?) so you pervs don't think you're looking at panties that I have actually worn. These are pristine panties. I purchased five pairs of various colors/patterns for $25.
Then we have a model wearing the exact same panty style. Isn't she cute? Notice how the tank top doesn't meet the top of the panties but shows a bit of tummy? Sweet! Doesn't the look on her face say "I'm thinking of fucking you in my comfy panties but I'm not going to ever again if you call them granny panties."
Now, a picture of what I believe are TRUE granny panties. These panties cover all the bases. No navel exposure, no crack fore or aft, just smooth fabric to maintain that "I have no genitalia" look. Your grandmother would be quite stylish in these panties, and her Depends would be snug and secure.
*Thanks Sears for the picture!
I rest my case. I do NOT wear granny panties.
H3.2 calls them my "granny panties" and it pisses me off. The madder I get, the more delight he gets out of it. So I decided to ask the Internets if my panties are indeed "granny" with a super official poll and multiple pictures to help you make an informed decision.
First, we have a picture of my new panties. No, you won't be seeing ME model them. The close-up illustrates the type of panties "low-rise bikini" and the regular shot proves that they are new (see the tag?) so you pervs don't think you're looking at panties that I have actually worn. These are pristine panties. I purchased five pairs of various colors/patterns for $25.
Then we have a model wearing the exact same panty style. Isn't she cute? Notice how the tank top doesn't meet the top of the panties but shows a bit of tummy? Sweet! Doesn't the look on her face say "I'm thinking of fucking you in my comfy panties but I'm not going to ever again if you call them granny panties."
Now, a picture of what I believe are TRUE granny panties. These panties cover all the bases. No navel exposure, no crack fore or aft, just smooth fabric to maintain that "I have no genitalia" look. Your grandmother would be quite stylish in these panties, and her Depends would be snug and secure.*Thanks Sears for the picture!
I rest my case. I do NOT wear granny panties.
posted by Sam at
12:01 AM
17 Comments:
You already know my opinion on that.. and I couldn't resist!!
A. does the same thing.. if they're not thongs..they're granny :P
It was obvious the model wanted me. I tease LD2 about similar panties for similar reasons. I am begining to like H3.2 more and more.
since when are low-rise bikinis granny-panties????
What does H.3.2 wear???
Why are we women supposed to wear a cork and the guys have boxers up to their knees??
Totally annoys me.
For instance on the beach:
girls spilling all over and the guys are the prudes! aaarrrgh! give me some speedos! well, only the guys that are in shape. any beer-bellies should be covered up, thank you
I voted for I LOVE GRANNYS cause um I AM DATIN ONE HEHEHEHEHE!!! Anyway, I would need to see you wear the panties in the picture to give you a correct response as to weather they are grannies or not... So until we see a pic i have to say um yeah GRANNY! Nah they are normal panties. The pic of those granny panties are GROSS yuck. No woman alive could feel sexy wearing those I think.
Those are not grannie panties! I like the ones you bought!
I voted Fuck no because those are the same kinda panties I wear! Don't you just love all the colors?? I order mine online though.
You're right on with the description of the model. And if there's belly button and a bit of butt cleavage...no way they're granny.
I'm fat and even I don't wear granny panties!! Those are definitely not granny panties. H3.2 is out of his gourd.
yeah, hes crazy.
you could be mean and start wearing real ones....
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Panties are an attitude.
Sam: If you wore those with an old college sweatshirt and ragged jammie pants - then they are grannies.
You wear those with a comfey silk top and matching bottoms: Then I'm biting you.
GROWLLLL.
ummm - I voted Hell Yes and now feel like a bit of an ass for doing so...either way, I'm sure you're damn sexy in them!
Uh, I AM a granny and I don't wear the kind that is in the granny panty picture from Sears. Those would be the kind my mom wears. I voted "Fuck No!"
I have those same ones! Just bought a bunch online. Actually, I put away the lowrise, and bought some regular rise, because I am getting chubby in the ass handles, and don't want the lowrise ones making a bulge in my clothes, ya know?
Pregnancy is fun.
Cotton panties rule. Girls who wear otherwise get crotch rot. It's a fact.
I voted earlier (NO) but then I got to thinking (I don't know why it took me so long, I must be slipping) If 3.2 considers those granny panties, What kind do you usually wear? Hmmm?
Those are my favorites! Same brand, style and everything. Sure, I have others, and they have less material in them, but I refuse to believe they are granny panties. Maybe you should buy some of the others just to set the record straight!
I'd say they're cute - they're nowhere near granny gross!
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