Camouflage

Camouflage, as utilized in the wild, is important to the survival of many species of animals.

This baby chick can hide from hungry predators with its remarkable ability to blend into its surroundings.






In domesticated animals, camouflage is sometimes used to hide behaviors that could conceivably cause a pet to have his ass tossed outside where hungry predators await. Notice how the carpet fibers render the cat shit almost invisible? Let's just say that toilet training is not completely without mishaps. At least the offending pile was solid, not liquid, and placed neatly upon a bathroom rug that can be washed in a handy machine made just for washing things.

*Note to Dude the Cat: Walking up to me with a carpet fiber stuck in your paw is a dead giveaway. Also, try shitting on something brown. It will blend better. And yes, your shit does stink. Thanks!