Look Ma, No Hands!

I found a new blogger, and her name is Anne. She is only 26, and she is battling ovarian cancer. Her blog is fairly new, but she is courageous and funny and in need of some support. Oh, and she's a comment whore. So please go visit her and give her some blogger lovin'. If you do I'll post lots and lots this week and love you long time.

A short twisted funny for your considerable time and effort:

H3.2 found a box of new catheters at my dad's place. For those of you without catheter experience, here's a picture of one:

This type of catheter is inserted into a man's penis, past the prostate gland into the bladder. Hands-free peeing without all those pesky trips to the bathroom! So H3.2 thinks that long, rubber catheters are perfect to bring into his workplace and hand out to his friends. Can you say "Woo hoo catheter fight?" After we got back from Utah, H3.2 sent me a text assuring me that the catheters were a big hit at the office. One of H3.2's friends found great joy in unwrapping his and leaving it sitting on the wrapper on some unsuspecting co-worker's desk. This was when he wasn't whipping people with them. All good, clean fun.
Now I just want my liquid morphine dammit.