Toweling Off
Note: I swear there is a point to this post. Just hang in there.
Once upon a time, there was a nice girl named Diane. She was sweet and kind and gentle in all ways. She married her high school sweetheart and they had 2.5 children, a swell house with a kitty and a doggy and it was all wonderful and nicey-nice. One day, Diane and her wonderful husband Pedro were home all alone. They shared a special look and bounded upstairs for a wonderful harmonious matrimonial sharing of two souls. In order to avoid unnecessary sullying of the clean, fresh sheets they used an ordinary bath towel to lay upon. It was a unforgettable experience, as it always was for the two soulmates.
After the melding of two souls, Diane and Pedro shared a hot shower, gently washing each other with love and kindness. Diane was the first to step out of the shower, and she grabbed her towel off the floor. In the afterglow of the time she had shared with her husband, she had forgotten how it had come to rest on the bathroom floor. It felt so good to dry off, and she was luxuriating in the experience. Until a certain smell assaulted her olfactory senses.
Holy fucking Mary mother of God. She was drying off with the cum towel. Back in the shower she went.
My question to you is: Why is it that certain fluids are acceptable in one context but fucking EW gross in another?
Once upon a time, there was a nice girl named Diane. She was sweet and kind and gentle in all ways. She married her high school sweetheart and they had 2.5 children, a swell house with a kitty and a doggy and it was all wonderful and nicey-nice. One day, Diane and her wonderful husband Pedro were home all alone. They shared a special look and bounded upstairs for a wonderful harmonious matrimonial sharing of two souls. In order to avoid unnecessary sullying of the clean, fresh sheets they used an ordinary bath towel to lay upon. It was a unforgettable experience, as it always was for the two soulmates.
After the melding of two souls, Diane and Pedro shared a hot shower, gently washing each other with love and kindness. Diane was the first to step out of the shower, and she grabbed her towel off the floor. In the afterglow of the time she had shared with her husband, she had forgotten how it had come to rest on the bathroom floor. It felt so good to dry off, and she was luxuriating in the experience. Until a certain smell assaulted her olfactory senses.
Holy fucking Mary mother of God. She was drying off with the cum towel. Back in the shower she went.
My question to you is: Why is it that certain fluids are acceptable in one context but fucking EW gross in another?
posted by Sam at
12:01 AM
17 Comments:
oh wow...
this is why all towels that we use are immediately put into the laundry hamper...
in answer to your question, the towels that we use are generally soaked (TMI?)...so we would not be getting dry with said towel... :)
peace...
we use only distinctly smaller and/or older towels, or fuckrags as we like to call them.....
When is piping hot is ok but leftovers are much less to be desired.... cheers!
err, you've could have skipped the high school - children bit there..... oh well.
ewwww, but ewwwww. The only reason I wouldn't use the towel is because it was on THE FLOOR!!!!!!! DUH!
In the heat of the moment the goo is good and all is right with the world but after the fact its gross because its cold and icky. I know I don't like it after the rocket has left the launch pad. And I think Diane is a.k.a. SAM with a few changes!!! lol
Yeah, why is that? Hmmm... perception is a funny thing.
That is both nasty and hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
Monkey- There is no such thing as TMI at my place.
Essie- We have such things, but in the "moment", a regular towel was used. I'll never make that mistake again. Well, nevermind. I probably will.
JoeC- I was really uncomfortable writing about this, hence the stupid intro.
Nessa- Yeah, I was in a daze. What can I say?
Manblogger- Gee, how'd ya guess??
Lecram- I guess hot and gooey is perceived "okay" but cold and stiffening is "yuck".
Shhh- I just HAD to share this one. No matter how hard it was for me to tell.
All my life I've road the short bus but never when it comes to lovin! My mommy tells me I am special. ;-)
Does it go back to the whole "sex is dirty" idea do you think? I mean we swallow cum (some of us) allow it in our orifices, yet it still has the "ewww" factor after the deed is done. A thought to ponder ;)
For the same reason we swallow instead of rubbing it all over our faces ;)
Another such example:
Why will some men eat pussy, yet are grossed out if their gal goes for a kiss post-blowjob?
No sense.
I got nothing here... Sorry!
Hmmmm...."a certain smell" - i didnt even know my baby batter had such a distinct smell
Andi,
If the guy has finished I think it has to do with a man not wanting to taste his own baby batter. To a man thats just way beyond the scope of possibility.
so it does have a distinct smell then? ladies - please help me out on this one.
it's sticky, smelly and cold. What else is there to explain?
If we really would love semen, don't think we would rub it all over us as a lotion. No, I don't think so.
Maybe some porn actresses pretend to loooooove it, real women mostly don't.
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