Friday, December 16, 2005

Party Clothes

As requested, here is a pic of our party clothing. I removed our heads because H3.2 doesn't want to be publicly associated with me. Either that or he doesn't want to be stalked by hordes of women because he is so fine. For those of you that mentioned in my HNT comments that we matched, I have one word "duh"! You can't go to a dressy affair without color coordinating. As my mom would say whenever I commit a fashion/etiquette faux pas "Emily Post is turning over in her grave". After I purchased my dress, H3.2 and I found a matching shirt and tie.

Also, I would like to draw your attention to my girls. Aren't they lovely? I am wearing the strangest bra I've ever seen, because the back of the dress is corset-like. It's called a Nubra, and it rocks. You can adjust it to make the girls closer together (AKA cleavage) or sit up higher or just have some coverage. For your viewing pleasure, here is a pic of some woman modeling it. The bra sticks to your breasts, and by "stick" I mean do not try to peel it off recklessly or while experiencing breast tenderness due to hormonal issues. It especially loves to cling tirelessly to your nipples, so while removing you are stretched out to various non-amusing shapes. I give this product a thumbs-up for working so well, and a thumbs down for not wanting to ever leave my bosom. Enjoy your weekend!

9 Comments:

Blogger Kat said...

You both look great. The dress is awesome. I wish I had a reason to get dressy. *sigh*

12:53 PM  
Blogger FunkyB said...

Hmmmm... that bra looks good in the dress... but something about it is kind of scary.
No wait, the model is scary. Okay. I got it now.

3:54 PM  
Blogger aughra said...

I have seen that bra. Would you recommend it to a very very very saggy C cup? I need to know.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Now I'm all curious to see his face! Either he's really hot, or he's like nomadic and you don't want to be embarrassed. ;)

Lovin' the bra. I'd put it on and the damn thing would probably sag to my knees. I'd think you have to be perky to wear that. I soooo am not.

9:10 PM  
Blogger littlefeet said...

you both look fabulous...

the bra? umm...i dont think so...lol

peace...

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Sam,

Just checking in - It's
been too long.

You both look stunning.

Love the collage :)

Cathi

4:15 PM  
Blogger JoeC said...

interesting bit of a product, i think there is a size limitation and certain breast type? cheers.

7:48 AM  
Blogger Gerbera Daisy said...

I agree, "DUH"! Everyone should know you can't go to a dressy affair without color coordinating. I have never tried the bra, but my youngest daughter has. I just don't know if I could stand peeling it off afterwards though!!! ;-)

8:37 AM  
Blogger bornfool said...

I'm guessing that the Nubra was invented by a man since it does not want to "ever leave your bosom."

8:52 AM  

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