Straddle This

I hate you all. You think that just because I'm a dog I don't understand that this is utterly humilating for me. What the fuck am I supposed to be doing here? This is not a normal position for a distinguished canine. Anyone can see that straddling the arm of a couch is not comfortable. My asshole is rubbing against the fabric. Although I generally like having my asshole rubbed, I prefer to be on all fours when I am stimulated in that manner. I hope my butt is dirty. I plan on licking it later right before I lick your face. Also, put the fucking camera down, will ya?

Note: This post is dedicated to the word "Straddle". Also, to the letter "K" for Kat. And the letter "L" for Lecram.