Pedophiles

I'm a fairly mellow person, or so I tell myself several times a day until I believe it is true. However, there are a few things that really piss me off. I'd like to tell you about one of those things if you don't mind. I guess if you do mind, you can click that "Next Blog" button. I'm sure there are many, many wonderful blogs out there that you can enjoy. Back to pissing Sam off...

I picked up a Time magazine the other day in a waiting room type environment. I happened to read the "Letters" section because I enjoy reading what dumb-assed comments people can make. This day, however I was astonished at the sheer fuckatude of a particular writer. I can't quote it because I didn't steal the magazine. I should have, though. Here's a synopsis of the letter:

"I'm so glad that the new Pope is cracking down on homosexuals becoming priests, however it saddens me that it took all the child molestation law suits to bring this change about. It seems like the Church is only changing when the current situation is hurting the bottom line."

If you don't understand why this pisses me off, I really do recommend the "Next Blog" button. It's a nifty feature that allows you to continue your blogging experience with little or no interruption. Although you should be multilingual for the best effect, because not all blogs are in English. And some that are supposedly in English are written so poorly that there isn't a language course available that would facilitate your comprehension of the contents. I'm feeling a bit wordy today. I apologize for that. I am also banning spell check because it couldn't tell me the correct spelling of "fuckatude". It might be spelled "fuckitude" but I like it better with an "a".

That was a nifty tangent, wasn't it? Much better than those horrible tangents in math. Yuck. Okay, so back to my piss-off. The overwhelming majority of pedophiles are white, heterosexual, middle-aged men. Here is a novel concept: BEING A HOMOSEXUAL DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU LIKE CHILDREN. IT MEANS YOU LIKE ADULTS THAT ARE THE SAME GENDER. I know that is totally foreign to many people. But for those of you that have been molested, how many of you women have been molested by men? If you're a gay man, you are attracted to MEN. Why would you molest a female child? That's double EW. And where are all the lesbian pedophiles? Shouldn't the theory hold true for them as well? Except for the fact that most pedophiles are men. Not most as in 51%. Most as in over 95%.

What the fuck is my point, you ask? People are fucking stupid. Taking away the option for non-practicing gay men to become priests will exacerbate the problem, not decrease it. I say that if most pedophiles are white, middled-aged men, we should remove THEM from the priesthood. Let's choose dark-skinned, young gay men. I bet more young women would go to church, if only for the eye candy.