Kneel

Lecram Sinun double-dog dared me to pick a random word out of the dictionary, Google image search it and write a brief ditty about my word. It had to be ten sentences long and I needed to mention the word or its definition in the first five lines. I believe I accomplished the task within those parameters. Whew! Of course, I was supposed to post this days ago, but shit happens and here it is Sunday evening and I am finally posting. My word is kneel.

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The instruction manual was fairly explicit. In order to kneel correctly, one must get down on ones knees. Not on all fours as some of you wish to do, but just down on both knees simultaneously. Although the diagram shows only one knee and one arm, we must assume that most people have four appendages. Well, five if you want to count THAT one, but usually it is too minuscule to effectively use in kneeling. Also, I am not sure that the tripod stance can be considered a true kneel. Also, the tops of ones feet must not be on the ground. I'm not sure what position that is, but it is some Yoga/Voodoo bullshit and is not kneeling. Arms may be at rest on either side of the body, however at some point during the encounter the hands should be utilized. Now that we have covered kneeling, let us get down to the basics of performing fellatio.