Nessa Did Me

I asked Silly Nessa to "do me" on a post of hers where you get random responses to the following questions:

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

I felt kind of dirty because she had already done more than 20 people and I was afraid of catching bloggeritis. But, Nessa's a clean and tidy girl so I'm sure that she used ample protection. This is what she had to say:

1. Random: I absolutely love the way you write - it doesn't match how you look, which is so sweet & innocent ;)
2. Song/Movie: ACDC - You Shook Me All Night Long (I don't know why)
3. Jello: Lime!!!!
4. You & Me: shhhhh...what do you look like?
5. First Memory: you came to see me to tell me you were a wheat sufferer too & it was kismit
6. Animal: fox - for sure
7. Wondering: do you always wear glasses?

My Responses:
1. My brain does not match my outsides. It's not just the way I write. Ask anyone.

2. I get it, although I hate AC/DC. The song fits.

3. That one works too, this is getting creepy....

4. I'm 3" tall, 200lbs, no teeth, flat head. The perfect woman.

5. Wheat, the bane of my existence.

6. Yeah, I'm sneaky like that. If I could be reincarnated I'd choose a beaver, though. (No, not THAT kind of beaver) I have wanted to be a beaver since early elementary school. I'm a Pisces so I love the water, but I want to be a mammal. Beavers build intricate dams and shit and I would love to do that all day long. Plus I could use the word "dam" all the time. Beavers have these cool underwater entrances to their homes where they hang out all safe and snugly. They have really cool tails. Yeah, in case you're reading my blog God and reincarnation is an option, I want to be a beaver. Thanks.

7. I always wear my glasses. I am so blind they denied me for Lasik and PRK. My corneas are too thin for Lasik and my eyes are still getting worse every year. I'm still working on finding contacts that can correct my vision fully and not be a pain in the ass. I used to wear them when I was younger and my vision wasn't so bad.

Now, don't any of you get the idea that I'm going to do this for anyone else. I'm too damn lazy and thinking hurts. However, I am terribly selfish so if you want to comment on something random that you think about me, I will respond to it.