HNT Pop-Up Video

For today's grand entry into the HNT hall of infamy, I present not one, not two, but THREE fascinating features of my abdomen. This week my belly was post-bloat stage so I have highlighted some specific features. First, my navel piercing. Second, my ladybug tattoo. Third, one of my two scars from my double hernia circa 1974. You loyal readers are fiercely calculating the circumference of the earth and my relative age and thinking "What the fuck?" How old is Sam? What the shit was she lifting at age XX to cause such a condition?

Some less informed readers might also wonder "Do girls get them things? I thought they were about my nut sack and shit." You have to imagine the slow southern drawl here and the sound of two dwarf hamsters (living in said southerner's head in lieu of a brain) chewing pellets and becoming quite puzzled. Reader's Digest version of the story is that I was six months old and constipated (thinking of you, SillyNessa). I have two matching scars that are razor-thin and barely noticeable.

H3.2 made a purdy picture akin to Pop-up Video illustrating the marvelous features of my abdomen. For more HNT goodness, go see Osbasso.