Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Phuck Yu

Yesterday a blogger posted a comment on my FMS post that said "HaHa! You are a cunt!" His name is Phuck Yu and his blog is brand-spanking new. I visited his stellar blog and was amazed to find brilliant writing, witty remarks and the perfect usage of the English language. His only problem is that he doesn't understand how to get people to comment on his post. Being the kind, gentle soul that I am, I commented on his latest masterpiece of a post. I will quote the post here for your reading pleasure:

Lurkers Suck...

I am new to this blog thing but already I've had 74 visits to my profile but only one comment? Is this the way this works? Can you ofer me some advise? The only post so far was from a stupid whore. I guess that represents the mentality of the bloggers out there?
Just to let you know, I wrote my comment after this post, so the "stupid whore" that he was referring to was not me. As I am a cunt, not a stupid whore. So, dear readers I have a special request. Please go visit Phuck Yu and leave a comment explaining how a blogger would encourage someone to read their posts and leave comments. Maybe this angry little man suffered some sort of trauma, and his very tiny cock has left him frustrated and unable to communicate in a gentile way. We should instruct him on blogger manners and posting etiquette.

Speaking of blogging manners, I've read several posts over the last few months that pertained to commenting and responses. I try my darndest to respond to every comment, unless it is HNT and I'm overwhelmed with "great pic" or "that's hot". I don't know how many ways I can creatively say "thank you" in those situations, so I tend to give a group "thanks" and respond to comments that catch my eye. I also try not to favor certain blogger pals of mine with my responses. So... how am I doing? Where could I improve my responses to comments? I'm not at a desk all day, so I have to be home to blog. This means my response time will always lag a bit. In addition, any improvements in my posts that you could think of would be appreciated. Like "post more about _____".

In conclusion, please visit Phuck Yu! He desperately needs our help. And let me know if I could increase your viewing pleasure at my blog.

PS I'm having a GREAT DAY!!

12 Comments:

Blogger Essie said...

Sam, I did my little share. Post a few remarks why he really should change his ways...

For instance: we can all end his sentence:
masturbating is handy when.....


literaly fill in the dots.
....you're a loser and no one wants to fuck you

and more of that kind...

hey, he started it!!!!

12:58 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

Esther- You're a great woman! I am sure that he will appreciate all the kind help.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Manblogger641 said...

Sam,

I love to read your posts because they are perfect. You can never improve upon perfection.

Phuck Yu! is an Asswipe as we already know. I'm headin over there after this.

Get a glass of wine and relax.

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually was more than
surprised by Phuck You
in the comments - just
unexpected amongst all of
the decent comments.

You're great Sam, - Phuck Yu - well, I think he truly needs some enlightenment too - especially differentiating
cunt from whore, to start.

As they say, it takes all kinds - just not Phuck Yu
types. - not needed .
no really. not needed.

Nothing, not one thing
would I change for my
viewing pleasure. What
a legacy you are creating
here! Glad to be part of it.:)

Cathi

7:04 PM  
Blogger Kat said...

I love your post just the way it is. You respond to comments just fine from what I've seen. Sometimes a response just isn't needed.

7:57 PM  
Blogger gusgreeper said...

i love your posts.
honestly i don't care if people respond to every comment i leave. sometimes i check sometimes i forget. i hate that people are called blogger snobs if they don't answer all their comments. i love comments who doesn't, i read them all more than once for sure. but i didn't start blogging with the intent of pleasing everyone if someone asks me a direct question i always answer. i don’t EXPECT people to answer me though at all. i would hope people would do the same for me. but the world is not perfect :)

8:28 PM  
Blogger littlefeet said...

you know i love you...just as you are... :)

peace...

11:04 PM  
Blogger Essie said...

Phuck You's blog doesn't exist anymore!!!

After leaving some dumb remarks on my little blog (which I all removed again) he seems to have disappeared. Maybe he'll come back as Whype MyBuTT

what a jerk!

11:52 PM  
Blogger Sheen V said...

I know what you mean. I sometimes wonder if anyone other than two or three people read my blog. Then I wonder if it is worth other peoples' time to read it. I guess I just mainly write it for myself.

5:19 AM  
Blogger bornfool said...

I think you already know that your blog is one of my favorites. Anything you want to write about is great with me. I'll be here.
As for comments, I have become a comment whore. I don't really care what you say in a comment, whether it's one word like "Gross!", or "Ewww!", or "lejnd, you're an idiot." i just love a comment from people I like. (OK, I'm pathetic.)

6:45 AM  
Blogger bornfool said...

Phuck Yu! couldn't stand the pain.

7:36 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

Manblogger- Thank you!! Phuck Yu didn't upset me, I was more amused than anything. The outpouring of good thougts from all my readers felt so wonderful that Phuck Yu didn't even phase me.

Cathi- I'm always so glad to see you here! I've been encouraged to remove anonymous commenting to curb the spam, but I won't as long as you are around. I'm happy that you are a part of this blog experience.

Kat- Hurray! I was worried that I sucked at repsonses. I'm proud that you like my posts!

Corinna- You keeping changing your picture, argh! I messes with me feeble brain. I agree with you. And honestly, I rarely check back to see if people respond to my comments, I just don't have that much time on my hands.

Monkey- You're the bestest!!

Esther- Ha ha to Phuck Yu. Or should I say "fuck you" to Phuck Yu.

Sheen- Dammit I haven't been over to your place lately. I'm coming to visit, but keep writing for your own sake.

Lejnd- I will continue to comment on every post Mr. Comment Whore. 'Cause you're a fav of mine! And yep, Phuck Yu couldn't take what he dished out. Oh well. Can't say I'm sorry.

12:23 PM  

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