Pewp

I am feeling mighty good today. You might be able to guess that by the fact that this is post number three and I've already worked 1/2 day, taken care of Chicken plus I have another two appoinments tonight. I was chatting with H3.2 on AIM when he said "pewp", his secret code word for "I am going to take a shit now. I will message you from my Sidekick".

H3.2 loves his Sidekick when it is working. Hmmm... common theme. Loves his Corvette when it's working, loves me even though I'm not always functional... So here is the conversation, word for word including spelling errors due to typing on a tiny key pad whilst taking a shit.

H3.2: Pilot to bombadier, pilot to bombadier, we are aproaching the tartget.
bombadier: roger that, target is in sight, opening bombbay doors.
bombadier: bomb bay doors open captain
captain: release the bombs when ready
bombadier: dropping the first load captain,.... Everyyhing id on target, but things seem to be getting a bit messy
captain: roger that, prepair for a second pass
H3.2: Spray some enemies down with some machine gun fire, hold them down as we prepare for the second pass
Sam: LOL
Sam: can i post this?
H3.2: Bombadier: 2nd load ready to go captain, coming up on target and prepairing to drop the 2nd load
H3.2: Captain: drop when ready bombadier
H3.2: Bombadier: dropping second load, everything clean this time captain, destruction of target is a success, I repeat bombing was a success
Sam: please lemme blog this please
H3.2: Captain: roger that, get your boys to tidy up the bombbay and lets get heading home, great job guys, I'm going to put you all in for medals
H3.2: Yes
Sam: THANK YOU!!
H3.2: Time to tidy the bomb bay
H3.2: Sec

By the way, for those of you that don't instant message "sec" is short for "second" which is short for "hang on a second" which in this case means "I need to put down the phone and wipe my ass". Good times.

*The AIM names have been changed to protect the guilty.