Fire Update and Lint

Well, the fire is out as far as I know, I'm breathing and that's a good thing to do I've heard. Thank you so much for all of your concern! Now, since most of you come here because you have nothing better to do than read my inane ramblings I have a couple of funny things that I've heard over the last week or so plus other random happenings:

H3.2, Chicken and I were watching/listening to Disney radio on the television. Hillary Duff comes on and Chicken groans. He used to love Hillary but since she's become so popular he's just not that into her anymore. However, H3.2 says "I'd slam her like a five dollar omelet". I know he heard that phrase somewhere else, but for some reason that struck my funny bone. Luckily Chicken wasn't paying attention.

Some of you may know that I had been keeping my relationship with H3.2 under wraps until we decided that it was serious. When Chicken came home at the end of the summer, I told him that H3.2 and I were dating. His response? "Ahh... young love." In a sappy assed voice dripping with artificial sweetner. Damn kid. So, he's fine with it, and we are still moving slowly due to the roommate/boyfriend/kid complication.

H3.2 understands the whole package deal thing, but understanding something and being able to live with it are two different things entirely. What makes it complicated is that I love H3.2 with all of my heart, and if he decided that he couldn't handle it and had to leave it would break my heart. I have already decided that if that should happen, I am either going to become a nun or a lesbian. I'm leaning towards the whole lesbian thing because, well... chicks are hot. I'm also pretty sure that no one would ever permit me to become a nun.

I'll keep everyone updated on the situation, because I'm sure that you gals will be lining up at my door the instant H3.2 moves out. I have no problem with rebound relationships, either. *wink*

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