Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Wanna Quickie?

Yesterday Chicken and I fed the corn snake a pinkie. This was Chicken's first snake feeding experience. For those of you non-snake oriented people, a pinkie is a baby mouse, about 3-5 days old. A pinkie doesn't have any fur or its eyes opened yet. And it's pink. Hence the name. I bought a frozen pinkie and defrosted it in a cup of warm water. Then I grabbed the snake and put him in a large Tupperware container with the pinkie. Mr. Snake had himself a tasty treat. Later, H3.2 asked Chicken how the feeding went. His response: "It was cool. Dinner and a show." So true, Chicken Boy!

Later, Teddy Bear, H3.2 and I were watching multiple episodes of Firefly when H3.2 tried to rest his head on my breasts. I say "tried" because there's not a whole lot there for head resting as Chicken pointed out the other day. H3.2 whined to me and Teddy Bear "Why can't your breasts be soft and cuddly like Chicken's stepmom?" Oh My God. Teddy Bear chuckled. They both read my blog. Assholes.

16 Comments:

Blogger gusgreeper said...

i hear you. there is no resting fuck all on my breasts. i don't even think calling my breasts breasts is fare. i call them tits or tetas. cause breasts are like sort of big and boobs are huge. i guess.

as previously mentioned snakes scare the shit out of me i could of never watched it eat the pinkie. EVER.

10:35 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

Corinna- You should have seen the first feeding. The pinkie was live. And made squeaky noises while being eaten. H3.2 left the room. I was fascinated. I'm a sick fuck that way.

10:51 AM  
Blogger mal said...

Good news! at least they will not be floppin' down around your waist line when you are 50! I am waiting for Pam Anderson to get HER come uppance MUUWAHAHAHAHAH

11:56 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

Exactly. My dad used to tell me that although they weren't big, at least they wouldn't be sagging when I'm forty. Uh, thanks, Dad.

12:05 PM  
Blogger Princess Steph said...

ok for once i really am a repulsed reader.

oh gawd how will i sleep tonight.

quick, slap upyour HNT submission so I can get my mind off of this!

12:18 PM  
Blogger Opaco said...

that is my thought's exactly. big boobs are soft and sometimes fun to play with, but when you get older, they sag.

12:51 PM  
Blogger gusgreeper said...

normally i totally am too. crocs are my favorite animal but i don't know snakes just screw me up.

i more or less answered your comment with my comment back to foxglove at bad news blonde.

(that totally sounds like some undercover spy message)

3:02 PM  
Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

The "pinkie" bothered me more than the snake.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Kat said...

ewwwww.

That's all I have to say about that.

5:39 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

Princess- I'm sorry. Well, no I'm not. HNT won't be up until late tonight, Pacific Standard Time. And I don't even know what I'm posting yet. It might be lame.

Opaco- I'm against saggin' titties. Not like I have a choice or anything. Just saying..

Corinna- Roger that. Spy message received and understood.

Andi- Sorry 'bout the pinkie. It would bother me more except I know that if my snake doesn't eat it, another critter will. At least I'm respectful of the little guy's life and all.

Kat- Sorry? Think happy thoughts. Like pretty butterflies flitting around all happy like.

6:15 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

I will be heading to SD this weekend in my fatigues and boots, I am already planning Operation Pinkie Liberation.

Or is it Operation Enduring Pinkie.

Or maybe I will refer to is as Operation Stinky Pinkie ...

All I know is I am gonna save those poor little pink thing-a-ma-fuckers... the fact that they squealed in TERROR got to my small normally unfeeling heart.

Pet snakes should go vegan...

7:48 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

Anna- Um... there was no squealing. The pinkie was frozen when I bought it. Kinda like buying frozen chicken at the grocery store. When you cook it up the chicken doesn't sit up in the pan and cluck at you. If it does, you should reduce/alter/get off your medication.

11:06 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

Maybe I DECIDED there was squealing in my head, so what... and I am not altering my medication AGAIN - I am tired of the voices sure... but it's better than the visions... :)

10:06 AM  
Blogger Redneck Diva said...

When I started reading I thought you were going to say that the snake bit your finger off. THAT would've been cool.

Heehee...Teddy Bear is cool.

9:58 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

Anna- If you come down for a pinkie rescue mission, we might as well get sushi afterward.

Redneck- The snake isn't capable of biting anyone's finger off. Well, except for the poor pinkie. But he just ate that shit whole. And Teddy Bear is cool!

12:37 AM  
Blogger The Seeker said...

Dinner and a show? That's some funny shit. You can't make this up folks.

7:06 PM  

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