Vulgar, Spontaneous and Dark
I hate taking personality tests. I think they suck. However, there is always an exception to any rule. Like "if you keep touching yourself there you will go blind". Ha!! I am not blind. My vision is so bad that I don't qualify for corrective surgery, but I know it has nothing to do with that. I took this 3 Variable Funny Test at OKCupid! and I almost peed my pants when I read the results:
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job.
What can I say?
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job.
What can I say?
posted by Sam at
5:54 PM
13 Comments:
Hey, I dig the new format....
If any of that shit is true. I am proud you are my blog friend.
Nice lay. ;]
Well, I have a new reason to like your sense of humor.
Too bad you can't get the RK surgery. Great stuff.
How do you know it's not from THAT?
Just curious, because my eyes keep getting worse and worse....
My eyes are really, really bad. Like, legally blind without my glasses bad. I told you I was a really good masturbator when I was a kid.
I like your spontaneously dark sense of humor - it's vulgar.
LMAO!!! I love this, and I'll be taking it shortly. You're now on my blogger speed dial. Officially...since I got off my lazy ass and added you to my links!
Aughra- Thanks chick! I love it!
Anna- All of this shit is so true. I was lmao when I read it. Except the job part. I do have a job.
No_puzzy- Thanks! I'm a great lay. Or do you mean the layout? Oops.
LBB- I'm hoping that once my left eye stops getting worse (which means no more playing with myself-ha!) they will do the surgery.
Cactus- How's the no drinking going? And it probably is from THAT.
Redneck- Yep. You probably should have won a medal. Or a tiara. "Master Masturbator"
Andi- Ooohh. Link and speed dial. Now all I need is .... (I'm using my vulgar/dark/spontaneous humor here-guess what I'm thinking).
The OKCupid is a pretty cool place, thanks. I'm a HAM. My eyes were bad before I even knew I had a stick shift...
I was vulgar/spontaneous/light. Damnit. I wanted to be dark.
That is SO YOU! I bet if you had balls you would've thought of resting them on someone else first to say thank you. ;)
Vince- My eyes went bad before I knew about my parts, too. I can't help but think that they would stop getting worse if I could keep my hands off myself.
Andi- H3.2 was the same, don't feel bad!
DD- Yep, that's me to a "T". I'd love to have a package for a day. But just for a day, no longer.
I'll get you a strap-on for your birthday.
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