Tribute To Disgusting Girl HNT
As a tribute to Disgusting Girl and Madman's blog about his daily struggle with her I give you this weeks Half-Nekkid Thursday creation. I have this peculiar talent that was passed to me from my dear dad. I can bloat out my belly at will, looking like a very pregnant chick. H3.2 is totally freaked out by this. If you haven't seen a HNT of mine before, imagine your girlfriend that usually wears a size 2 with a belly that looks like she is six months pregnant. One of his friends, known here as Teddy Bear is the only other "real" person that reads my blog. He saw my talent one day and said "That's next weeks HNT!"
I added the wife beater, ill-fitting bra (they look bigger in the picture than they are in real life) and bottle of Everclear to achieve the DG effect. Some of you may wonder how I acquired a bottle of Everclear AKA grain alcohol here in sunny California where it is not legal to sell it. The honest answer: I have no fucking idea. I rarely drink and I didn't even know I owned it. One day someone was looking through my alcohol and brought it to my attention. It may have belonged to H2 or left by a previous renter. It's a mystery to me. Kind of like the Disgusting Girl. Is she really that smelly? Can you smell her cooch from several yards/miles away? I digress, onto HNT...
Notice how my shorts and tank top don't quite meet? That was my crowning achievement in this picture. For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, you must see Madman's blog. For the highly apathetic, Disgusting Girl is a pregnant, smelly, drinking, smoking, white trash co-worker of his. I would have added a cigarette to the picture, however I quit smoking so you'll have to imagine it. Enjoy!
I added the wife beater, ill-fitting bra (they look bigger in the picture than they are in real life) and bottle of Everclear to achieve the DG effect. Some of you may wonder how I acquired a bottle of Everclear AKA grain alcohol here in sunny California where it is not legal to sell it. The honest answer: I have no fucking idea. I rarely drink and I didn't even know I owned it. One day someone was looking through my alcohol and brought it to my attention. It may have belonged to H2 or left by a previous renter. It's a mystery to me. Kind of like the Disgusting Girl. Is she really that smelly? Can you smell her cooch from several yards/miles away? I digress, onto HNT...
Notice how my shorts and tank top don't quite meet? That was my crowning achievement in this picture. For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, you must see Madman's blog. For the highly apathetic, Disgusting Girl is a pregnant, smelly, drinking, smoking, white trash co-worker of his. I would have added a cigarette to the picture, however I quit smoking so you'll have to imagine it. Enjoy!
posted by Sam at
12:01 AM
33 Comments:
hahah! thats classic! I love it!
Really REALLY nice!!!
LOL, you're still beautiful, you can't hide it.
A beer belly on a chick is hot, and the black bra showing through the wife beater like that, just makes it all the hotter.
that is a hilarious pic. good job Sam.
happy HNT!
Didn't I just see you down at WalMart this afternoon?
I like it when imagination starts driving HNT!
That is some belly you can pop out. I have a male friend who can do that too... but it's not as sexy as yours. Happy HNT.
You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can never quite get the trailer outta the girl....
everclear is illegal in california? geez - I would have never made it through high school! what do you make jello shots with? I sound so redneck asking that question...anyway - you're still cute - we can tell it's fake!
Now that looks like my neighbor. lol
I'm well, I'm speechless.
haha, the effort and imagination are amazing!! well done!! :-)
Ahh, such a fitting tribute. You'd make DG proud, I'm sure!
Happy HNT!
-Mike
Yeeehaaawwww
I like!
Mom
HA HA! My little brother used to be able to do that when we were little and we told him it was because we got him from Ethiopia! I know that is so not PC but we were bratty little kids, what can you do? that brings back memories! Great post. Happy HNT!
LOL! Add the hairy legs and balls, and it's perfect. :)
somehow, i pictured DG of Madmans blog much nastier...LOL...
but this is too cool... :)
happy HNT!
peace...
Looks like pretty much any pregnant chick you'd find at a tractor pull around here. Classy.
Great pic...you've got the whole image nailed down. As for the Everclear, might you have bought it out of state? I had a bottle for years that I had bought in Nevada, just because I knew I couldn't buy it at home. Happy HNT!
Only a man (straight or Gay) would notice that was a black bra
*Squinting* is it?
Thanks for taking over for DG while MM is away
hs- Well if I can't be classy I might as well be a classic!
Addict- Thanks. Love your pic.
Rachel- Ahhh, you're sweet!
BTExpress- You like 'em trashy, huh? Saw your HNT this week!
Opaco- Thanks. I enjoyed yours.
Osbasso- Yep, you can see many of my kind at WalMarts across the states every day.
Lecram- H3.2 doesn't think it's sexy at ALL!
Might Be- That trailer is stuck in one uncomfortable spot.
Nessa- That's what the person that found it told me. I had no idea.
Lejnd- Ew. I'm sorry!
Kalani- Better than that bruise pic though.
s!- My only effort was pushing out my stomach long enough for the pic. H3.2 and Teddy Bear deserve all the credit.
Techymike- I only wish Madman could see it!
Momthatsnuts- Yee haw. Yeah, I have trouble with saying that.
Funky Bee- Great story! No PC needed here.
DD- I DO NOT HAVE BALLS! I do need to shave the legs though.
Monkey- I hope DG is nastier, that was the best I could do.
Redneck Diva- *sniff* You called me classy. How sweet.
Kimananda- I didn't buy it. So it probably came from out of state or it's so old it was purchased while still legal.
Perdita- Teddy Bear and H3.2 told me I had to wear a black bra for effect. I didn't think anyone would notice it!
Your blog is a trip!
Damn, I can't find Everclear anywhere. Come to think, I haven't seen it in 12 years or so. Maybe it's illegal here in AZ, too.
Nice WBT.
I'm glad you pointed out the part where the shirt doesn't quite reach the pants. That is the best part for sure.
BTW, I've fixed my template for Firefox, Check it out!
Happy HNT!
Spitting in a Wishing Well
HA! At least yours goes back in!
HAPPY HNT!
I am so glad that I found your blog! That is the best HNT I have seen so far!
Thanks for visiting my blog! Visit often!
I am amazed by 2 things:
1) You can't buy Everclear (or any PGA I assume) in California.
I live in the most alchohol regressive state in the Union, Alabama. Our state government is the exclusive distributor of liquor (meaning all alchohol that's not beer, wine, or a malt beverage must be bought from the STATE), and we pay nearly 100% tax on said liquor.
2) You think that your belly looks like you're 6 months preggars when you pooch it out like that...
Here's what my wife looked like just 18 weeks into her pregnancy:
http://www.pbase.com/cardorkcrash/image/46210426
And my favorite picture of her the night before she delivered:
http://nathancooke.com/2005/07/21/half-nekkid-thursday/
;)
Excellent tribute. You look just like a girl that comes in the library. She has a boyfriend that can't even get into the Army. Match made in hell.
Good job Good job. What makes me proudest is the bra... it really does add something. I feel you are the Ansel Adams of HNT.
You should start a calendar. :)
everclear?
be still my heart. you can never meet her
LMAO!!!!!!I love it--add another eight inches to the waist and change the cup size to one smaller letter--and it would be perfect! Thanks for mentioning me!
hehe. cute. we have the same gut. but i don't wear a size 2. and my boobs are a bit harrier.
Spinning girl- That's high praise!! My life is a trip, or maybe it's just my interpretation of life that is a trip.
LBB- The Everclear is on my liquor shelf. Ha! Ha!
Stacie- Checked it out and much better!
Cece- Thank God! I'd be a sight if it didn't.
Blonde- I'll be back!
Nate- Think about this: California is supposed to be sooo liberal and crazy. But the age of consent to have sex is 18. Isn't it 11 in Alabama? :) And that's about what I look like at six months preggo. I'll have to try to find a pic and post it sometime. Oh, and your wife is beautiful!
Andi- Wow. Thanks I think.
TBlue- Yeppers. Sorry.
Madman- I'm sooo glad you got to see this. I finally coaxed H3.2 to read your blog. I plead "Just start at the bottom and read three posts". He read the whole fucking thing in one sitting, laughing his ass off. Teddy Bear reads your blog every day too.
Ho- Isn't a harrier a bird?
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