Three-Toed Sloth

I've added a "You Searched For:" list on my sidebar to illustrate what people are searching for when they randomly end up on my site. I will add to the list as new ones appear. The most popular search by far is beastiality stories. Of course, by typing it once again I'll increase my chances that I end up on the #1 spot when people search MSN for this topic. Great! As it is, I show up on the first page. I will also include icons to show you which search engine was used. That was H3.2's idea and he wants the credit for it. I won't tell you how many times the search was used because I'm sloth-like. Meaning I'm lazy and slow moving with long, sharp claws. Not to be taken as I shit in trees. And no, moss does not grow on my back. If you're not sure what the fuck I'm talking about then you probably aren't familiar with the three-toed sloth. However, I have a fun sloth story for you to enjoy!

I was about M's age and on a road trip with my mother and her boyfriend. I was reading about three-toed sloths for some insane reason. I read a part out loud that I didn't quit understand. You see, this particular type of sloth lives almost all of its life in trees. They don't even climb down to take a shit. So I read to my mother a part that didn't make any sense to me:

"The three-toed sloth empties its bowls in trees"

I wanted to know what the fuck sloths did with bowls and what was in the bowls. I was imaging oatmeal. She begins to laugh hysterically and explains that the word is BOWELS. Oh. Ever since, sloths have been the epitome of laziness to me. I mean, I'm damn lazy. If I could sleep and eat all day every day I probably would. However, I would make time to take a shit. I would never shit the bed. Maybe an hour devoted to reading and writing. Another hour for the kid. Twenty minutes for H3.2. Wait. That's not enough time for food and sleep. I'll have to rethink this strategy later. Right now, I'm burning up my hour for reading/writing. By the way, on the food front, I had a lovely sushi dinner tonight and thought of Anna. Mmmmm..... Sushi.

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