Searching for Porn

I've seen posts where bloggers list the searches that brought readers into their blogs. I never thought that my blog would come up on a random search, however I've seen some incoming links that blew me away. Who are you people? Were you disappointed when you ended up at my lame blog? Here's what some of you were searching for:

• herpes relationships
• tales of a lyer
  
• hair fetish stories
• trophy lounge in San Diego, Ca
• beastiality stories

Now, I understand the herpes because I did make a reference to it in a recent post. For the record, I don't have herpes. Nor am I in a herpes relationship. As for the "tales of a lyer" search, there is no such word as "lyer". I know I had a comment that used the word, however it does NOT exist. The word is liar. As in someone that tells lies. I'll use it in a sentence for you "You're a big, fat, poopy-headed liar". For all of you out there that are big, fat and poopy-headed but not liars, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to imply that you were.

Hair fetish stories I don't understand. I posted a HNT pic that included my hair. My blog is Sam's Stories. Did I talk about having a fetish? I don't remember. The Trophy Lounge is a total mystery. I've never even been there. It's in National City (here in San Diego area) and I avoid National City at all costs. It's better known as Nasty City. If you live there, I'm sure you're a great person. Really. Great.

Beastiality stories I understand totally. I talked about that extensively in a post. I'd like to make it very clear though- I've never had sex of any kind with an animal. Although my cat Dude is DAMN sexy.