I Hate Men and Children
Lately I've received a few anonymous comments on my blog. Most of them have been from H3.2 because he's just sneaky that way. However, I did get one that was truly anonymous. Here's the comment for you all to enjoy:
Well, I think you can handle one comment that doesn't find your post quite so hilarious.
1. If you don't want to discuss your belly button with this neighbor lady, don't bring it up in the first place.
2. If they are called private parts and you aren't going to discuss them on your blog, then don't post a paragraph all about them with a picture to boot.
3. The funniest line in the post is your neighbor's: "I see you had a mid-life crisis on your head, too!"
4. Man hating and child hating ("I like him best 3k miles away") is curable with therapy.
Who am I to criticize? Anonymous nobody that you'll never meet, so let it go if I have offended...
First off, offending me takes a whole lot more than a comment on my post. So anonymous, don't sweat it. Second, for all of you that read the Crazy Neighbor Lady post, I left out the beginning of my conversation with her in which I spent a couple of futile minutes attempting to deflect her questioning before I admitted to the "belly button" issue. Third, when I said I don't discuss private parts on my blog, I meant MY private parts. The picture I posted was not my parts. I'm sorry if there was any confusion. I'm glad anonymous liked one line in my post! That's great.
Now, about the man hating and child hating. I love H3.2. I haven't spoken about him too much in my blog, because my relationship is private and he doesn't want the world to read about the intimate details of it. And I still have a pretty good relationship with H1 and H2. I've heard it says a lot about a person if they can still be friendly with their ex-husbands. I'm just cool like that.
As far as child hating, I love my kid. However, I'm pretty sure that EVERY parent has had at least one moment in time where they wanted to drop off their kid at the local Goodwill/Salvation Army donation drop-off and run away as fast as humanly possible. Raising children is the hardest job in the world. I stayed at home with my son until he was in preschool, then I went back to college and worked my class schedule around his so I could be there for him. After he started elementary school I got a job that allows me to be home a lot. I'm there when he gets off the school bus and I do a damn good job of parenting. He's a great student, friend and son. He's outgoing, way too smart and my best friend. I miss him terribly. He's never been gone for a whole summer before. I talk to him every day.
I don't write this blog to babble about how much I love my man and my kid. I write this blog because I love to write and I love to make people laugh. If you're not enjoying my random thoughts and life events, I won't hold you down and make you read. Unless I could. Then I might. It would be fun.
*Sidenote: Anonymous spelled "neighbor" wrong in his comment. I politely corrected it for him in my post. I'm so sweet.
*Really sidenote: I'm really slow about replying to comments. I usually do, so check back. If I've missed replying to your comment, I'm sorry. I read every comment and I'm glad that you all like my blog sooo much. It gives me a warm fuzzy.
Well, I think you can handle one comment that doesn't find your post quite so hilarious.
1. If you don't want to discuss your belly button with this neighbor lady, don't bring it up in the first place.
2. If they are called private parts and you aren't going to discuss them on your blog, then don't post a paragraph all about them with a picture to boot.
3. The funniest line in the post is your neighbor's: "I see you had a mid-life crisis on your head, too!"
4. Man hating and child hating ("I like him best 3k miles away") is curable with therapy.
Who am I to criticize? Anonymous nobody that you'll never meet, so let it go if I have offended...
First off, offending me takes a whole lot more than a comment on my post. So anonymous, don't sweat it. Second, for all of you that read the Crazy Neighbor Lady post, I left out the beginning of my conversation with her in which I spent a couple of futile minutes attempting to deflect her questioning before I admitted to the "belly button" issue. Third, when I said I don't discuss private parts on my blog, I meant MY private parts. The picture I posted was not my parts. I'm sorry if there was any confusion. I'm glad anonymous liked one line in my post! That's great.
Now, about the man hating and child hating. I love H3.2. I haven't spoken about him too much in my blog, because my relationship is private and he doesn't want the world to read about the intimate details of it. And I still have a pretty good relationship with H1 and H2. I've heard it says a lot about a person if they can still be friendly with their ex-husbands. I'm just cool like that.
As far as child hating, I love my kid. However, I'm pretty sure that EVERY parent has had at least one moment in time where they wanted to drop off their kid at the local Goodwill/Salvation Army donation drop-off and run away as fast as humanly possible. Raising children is the hardest job in the world. I stayed at home with my son until he was in preschool, then I went back to college and worked my class schedule around his so I could be there for him. After he started elementary school I got a job that allows me to be home a lot. I'm there when he gets off the school bus and I do a damn good job of parenting. He's a great student, friend and son. He's outgoing, way too smart and my best friend. I miss him terribly. He's never been gone for a whole summer before. I talk to him every day.
I don't write this blog to babble about how much I love my man and my kid. I write this blog because I love to write and I love to make people laugh. If you're not enjoying my random thoughts and life events, I won't hold you down and make you read. Unless I could. Then I might. It would be fun.
*Sidenote: Anonymous spelled "neighbor" wrong in his comment. I politely corrected it for him in my post. I'm so sweet.
*Really sidenote: I'm really slow about replying to comments. I usually do, so check back. If I've missed replying to your comment, I'm sorry. I read every comment and I'm glad that you all like my blog sooo much. It gives me a warm fuzzy.
posted by Sam at
11:49 AM
11 Comments:
Don't you just love anonymous assholes who tell you what to write and what NOT to write? Seems to be happening with greater frequency these days. Must be a rotting couch potato who won't go outside on a nice summer day! You handled that quite nicely!
Hey- I'm a rotting couch potato today! Thanks for the support osbasso!
Done with grace, Sam.
I had an Anonymous leave a snarky remark on my blog once. But I called him a rude know it all and felt better. I just don't get it. If I read something on someone's blog that I don't agree with - I ignore it. Hmh. Interesting theory isn't it? Came up with it all on my own. :D
DD- Thanks! :)
Redneck Diva- That's an amazing theory. I can't believe that more people don't use it.
Man O Man I want to through my 2 cents in here. Ok, more like a buck fifty with inflation.... but whatever.
I take your stance on anonymous comments... I gotta thick skin and sometimes people just don't agree.... I will still live my life. This is the internet for Christ sake... I can't be surprised if people play the game the way THEY want... who am I to dictate blog usage.
Regarding Hatin' on men and kids. People need to lighten up. I fear being a parent because as much as I will love my kid, I will relish hating it too for the same reasons you mentioned. SOmetimes, you just do.... doesn't mean nuthin 'bout nuthin'.
So I say 'whateva' sista! Keep on blogging away... and feel better too.
PEACE!
Anna- You rock in a wheelbarrel!
Well, you've been to my blog recently, so you know how I feel about the whole rude asshole commenter situation. You're great, keep it up! :-)
Robin- The nerve of some people, huh? I think that moron is just trying to get more traffic to his blog.
i don't understand those types of comments and people who feel the need to leave them.
your blog is WAY funny, i laugh out loud ALL the time.
Corinna-Thanks! :) I appreciate the compliment! Some people are just cranky. It's okay. It makes the world an interesting place to be.
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