Holy Fuck
This is the most disturbing tattoo I have ever seen in my whole entire fucking life. This picture is not safe for mostly anyone, including those with a heart condition, small or large children, co-workers, your boss or your family members. H3.2 sent me this link: Dragon Tattoo.
Update August 31, 2005: It has been brought to my attention this link no longer shows a tattoo/piercing on a penis. It's um... really yucky now. Still warrants the holy fuck title.
Update August 31, 2005: It has been brought to my attention this link no longer shows a tattoo/piercing on a penis. It's um... really yucky now. Still warrants the holy fuck title.
posted by Sam at
2:31 PM
34 Comments:
I considered getting a $100 bill tattoo'd on my jimmy once. (If you saw the way the woman could blow a hundred bucks...). I know, bad joke.
That is really disturbing.
oh god my eyes....
WOW. Imagine the amount of booze he had to consume before that. God.
I'd like to see fire blow outta that thing...
ouch!
Cactus- Really bad joke. That's okay, you're forgiven.
Princess Steph- Need some bleach for your corneas? Me too. Thanks for stopping by!
Robin- I'm thinking some hard core painkillers and multiple trips to the tattoo parlor.
Vince- I'm sure something blows out of it.
Madman- Tiny doesn't have a fucking driver's license? Wow.
Holy Christ. I have a feeling that guy doesn't hop around on one leg when he stumps his toe.
i'd hit it.
Gives new meaning to the phrase 'draining the lizard.'
Holy fucking shit.
Next time, I will listen to you when you give a warning. That hurt so bad.
Yournamehere- I thought it was "stub" your toe. Maybe you mean to cut off his toe, thus resembling a stump. Although most toes are rather stumpy already.
Anon- Nice Teddy Bear. Real nice.
DD- Draining the dragon all right.
Andi- Yep, that's exactly what I said when I first saw it.
Marel- You've read enough of my blog to know that what I consider "Holy Fuck!" is probably pretty bad. Or just really twisted and entertaining.
I so wish I hadn't clicked on that link.
Oh dear! But the best part is - he's hairy as fuck! Look at the leg hair, look at the razor burn on his chest! He'll have to shave daily just so his fat white trash girlfriend can see that shit!
I love tattoos but THAT is ...............ARGHHHHHHHHH
Holy Christ. I am speach less...
If I saw that colorful thing comin' at me, I think I would head for the hills... Wonder if it REALLY breaths fire.... hmm.
while yes i do want a few tattoos, i'll never ever allow anyone with a high speed sharp needle near my penis. it just won't happen.
That
Is
Just
So
Damn
Wrong
I need to bleach my eyes and possibly my brain because that vision is going to haunt me.
Holy hell!
The small of my back was painful enough. I can't imagine how much that had to hurt.
i am such an idiot, i came and clicked on the link again today...no i have another day to try and remove that image!
OH MY LORD-HELP ME...
WHY MUST YOU TEMP ME, SAM?? WHY??!!!
i just put my sandwich down, and now need to go wash my eyes out with bleach..
GOOD LORD...I WISH I COULD HAVE 10 SECONDS OF MY LIFE BACK...
SAM! Geeeeeeeeeeez....
Lejnd, Art, Redneck, Rachel, Opaco, GFI- When I say that something is disturbing and describe it as "HOLY FUCK" you should probably consider the source. Meaning, you will have to bleach your eyes, brain, etc after seeing it. And Opaco, why the fuck would you click on it twice? That cracks me up!!
Aughra- I kind of felt the same way. Not a great place for a tattoo if you have to shave every day to see it.
Anna- He probably was breathing fire when it got done! And maybe he got it to cover up the nasty rash/sores/oozing shit.
Ok, note to self: when sam says holy fuck, clear kids from room before clicking.
Good thing they were ignoring me!
LOVE IT!! (in some i seriously AM a nutter way)
i was totally watching INKED on a&e (LOVE IT!!) and they were like dick tattoos start a $1000...and this dude got MAD. are you kidding me? can you even imagine how hard it would be to tattoo a DICK??? my my
Make this 25 repulsed readers. Wo! That cannot be real?!?!?
I was a virgin to your blog when I clicked the link. now.....I know better!
dude that had to hurt
kats husband
actually, I think it's like a train wreck -- I just can't STOP looking at it! What in world would possess a person to do THAT???
And if he's the dragon, what will happen when some prince comes around who wants to slay the dragon?!
OUCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Liked ur joke cactus!!!
Kat- You've got the right idea!
Corinna- Do you need to tattoo it hard or soft? I'm thinking about the stretching/contracting part. Hmmm...
Manic Mom- I think it's real. Ew. I'll take my sausage plain, thanks!
Art- Another cherry popped! Ahh... what a feeling.
Kats hubby- And then he pierces it. Oh God!
Modigli- Gee, that name sounds familiar, like I heard it somewhere recently....
Dsweetz- Very ouch. Cactus is always good for a laugh. Especially when he's off the wagon.
the show never mentioned that!! BUT when i go in for my next tattoo you can GARUNTEE i will ask!! and I will let you know.
Hey Sam, did you check what that link shows now? (8/29/05) you're treated to something way more disgusting than a tattoo on someone's dick....
I nearly came instantly after seeing the new pic, it looks so inviting and warm!
Here is another related link, this guy can take a 32cm ball, and a 2 liter bottle.
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/
Esther- Thanks for the information, I updated the post. Ew.
Anonymous- Nice H3.2. You're icky. I still love you, though.
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