H32 Boobs
If you search Google for H32 boobs, my site comes up first. I'm a little confused about this. Number one, H3.2 doesn't have boobs. I do. However, according to several sources, those boobs aren't even fit for cuddling. What are H32 boobs? What the fuck were you looking for?
People, I've never talked about "sexy stories of people doing sex first time". That's the stupidest search I've ever seen. How about "losing virginity stories" because that at least makes sense. Maybe this person doesn't have the whole English language thing down pat yet.
Another question for you: how did you get here after searching for "stories, hot". I don't tell hot stories. I tell vulgar stories. Ask anyone.
For the final WTF entry, "sams whole". Are you looking for my HOLE? If so, you must fill out the proper request form and send it to H3.2. If you're looking for Sam's whole _____ you might want to be more specific. Like "Sam's Whole Chicken" or "Sam's Wholly Insane". Of course I don't have a whole chicken, but I could be insane. At least you would be searching in the right direction.
People, I've never talked about "sexy stories of people doing sex first time". That's the stupidest search I've ever seen. How about "losing virginity stories" because that at least makes sense. Maybe this person doesn't have the whole English language thing down pat yet.
Another question for you: how did you get here after searching for "stories, hot". I don't tell hot stories. I tell vulgar stories. Ask anyone.
For the final WTF entry, "sams whole". Are you looking for my HOLE? If so, you must fill out the proper request form and send it to H3.2. If you're looking for Sam's whole _____ you might want to be more specific. Like "Sam's Whole Chicken" or "Sam's Wholly Insane". Of course I don't have a whole chicken, but I could be insane. At least you would be searching in the right direction.
posted by Sam at
2:39 PM
9 Comments:
I really enjoy the Sister in law fucked me stories search.... somebodys got a little fantasy going.
lol @ Sams Whole, can you imagine looking for Sams Wholesale (?) and finding you ;) Hehe... fuckers.
I understand your astonishment. I find this blog pleasantly PG-rated.
Hey, how do you find what search strings lead to your blog? I'd like to check mine out.
I came her looking for a whole chicken and I get this! Damn it!
The funniest search I ever showed up on was "gals in their undies". Maybe I should post some random words in one post and see what I get then!
I love how it's bolean correct - stories, hot.
Like, stories, mundane.
Your comments show up on the google search, don't they? I'm going to go search for mundane stories!
Someone found my blog by searching for "gay dogs humping." What kind of freak searches for gay dogs humping?
Unless, of course it was my dog using my computer...
Ok, I must admit, I dont' get to be part of the fun since I don't have any of the software installed to look at the searches..... I am an outta the loop Loser.
But "Sam's Whole" should be you OTHER blog... It would be your Bizaro page... the black to your white, the yin to your yang.
Or not. Hell, I dunno.
The scary part is that actual people are doing these searches
Princess- I'm wondering if it's a woman or a man searching for that. And Sam's Wholesale, I never thought of that one. Oops. Some poor old lady ended up at my nasty blog.
LBB- Did you get my message about searching on your blog? If not, send me an email and I'll help you out. And sir, this blog is strictly G-rated. I don't know why you would brand it as PG.
Madman- Um, try aisle 3 for the whole chicken.
Kat- Random words to search for: cottage cheese + vagina, anal leakage, strange genital sores. Let's see what comes up, shall we?
Augra- Yeah, the comments show up so the way that the searches are done is a cut and paste of different parts of my blog. It's weird. I should post the actual link and contents sometime.
Fullofit- It was the dog. It's always the dog. Wink, wink.
Anna- Like this isn't a bizaro page?
Art- I totally agree. I usually search for things like phone numbers to businesses for store hours. Or finding a book to buy. Or something mundane like that.
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