Brainwashing with Fritos
I talked to the kid last night on the phone. He comes home on Sunday and I'm soooo excited. He went to church this past Sunday and said he really liked the church. They gave him Fritos. I'm sure they are brainwashing him, the Fritos are proof. Is there a point to this post? Hell yes! Here's an excerpt from our conversation:
M: I really liked the church but the songs were dorkier than usual. I would rather do the following things than ever sing those songs again:
M: I really liked the church but the songs were dorkier than usual. I would rather do the following things than ever sing those songs again:
- Study the history of Colonial Williamsburg
- Study the California gold rush
- Study Greek Mythology
- Write a novel
posted by Sam at
11:09 AM
13 Comments:
:) Yes you are!
oh and by the way I LOVE your sidebar that gives your search hits.... what sick fucks we are!!
careful now. he WILL eventually grow up and learn to blog! :P
I just read your entire blog. You are funny as hell! definatly bookmarked!
that is an awesome kid. hopefully he uses that mind for good when he grows up :P
damn your kid rules. man if he turns out half as funny as you everyone in the WORLD will love him!! :)
you should buy him a good book of Greek Mythology to take with him next time he has to go to that church. 8 year olds come up with the strangest stuff.
Hey, I like Greek Mythology. I'm sure if there were little girl bloggers, they'd all have a crush on M by now.
Sam, I have stumbled across your blog a few nights and have enjoyed it a lot that I have it bookmarked.
You've got a very bright son. :-)
I love age 8 - it rocks! The things that come out of their mouths!
kids are so amazing, aren't they?
I hate these smart kids. hehehe You know, I play. My kids . . . God, help me. You know, I can only comment freely here. I love it here. I think I'm more honest here than at my own blog. Dammit! Talk to you later. :)
Princess Steph- Ah shucks. Thanks for the compliments. I need to update the sidebar today.
Art- He'll be blogging well before he's grown up I bet. He better never find this blog!! Good luck with your life/divorce etc. Come back for some laughs.
Opaco- With any luck he'll become a very successful drug dealer and give a discount on the goods.
Corinna- The world already loves him, and he knows it. He needs to work on the whole modesty thing. More on that later...
Ago-go- I'm thinking about it!
DD- He's got so many "girlfriends" already I am thinking about not letting him leave the house without a full body condom.
Jesse- Thanks! Come back to enjoy the show anytime!
Nessa- 8 is almost over. Sigh. Two more months and then he'll be 9.
Manda- Kids are the most amazing thing ever. Especially when they're sleeping.
Marel- Loosen up then!! And comment all you like, you're always welcome here.
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