A Tuneful Balloonful!
You pump the phallic thingy with a knobby end up and down. See the high-tech portrayal of action indicated in the picture.
Then the balloon get bigger and bigger every time you pump. Then you play notes on the keyboard. But don't forget to pump, otherwise the balloon will deflate and it won't play for you.
I'm pretty sure that this counts as child pornography. Should I feel dirty? Actually I'm just wondering how the fuck I got so tan! I can't tan like that today. Did my mom replace my kiddie bed with a tanning bed without telling me? Should I be counting the days until I develop skin cancer? The most scary thought I have is "Why did H2 hang this picture in the garage?" What does that say?
Then the balloon get bigger and bigger every time you pump. Then you play notes on the keyboard. But don't forget to pump, otherwise the balloon will deflate and it won't play for you.
I'm pretty sure that this counts as child pornography. Should I feel dirty? Actually I'm just wondering how the fuck I got so tan! I can't tan like that today. Did my mom replace my kiddie bed with a tanning bed without telling me? Should I be counting the days until I develop skin cancer? The most scary thought I have is "Why did H2 hang this picture in the garage?" What does that say?
posted by Sam at
5:12 PM
8 Comments:
Wait, I don't understand? This is you? You were this tan? Did you do the occasional child modeling?
Yep, that's me. I did a bunch of stuff when I was little. I was cute then.
Sam you sicko. ;)
BWAH HAHAHAHAAH!! You molested a calliope!
DD- I know I'm a sicko, but ya love me anyways 'cause I've got the tuneful balloonful!
Redneck- And I've molested many more innocent plastic toys in my time!
oh how cute! are you a real life model today & just not wanting to admit it? I mean, come on - the stems!
Don't be scared until he picks up the toy off eBay. Then, run!!:)
Nessa-I am so not a model today. I'm a financial planner. I'm cute but not beautiful and I would never ever do any sort of acting/modeling again. Ever.
Marel-H2 is not into me anymore, I'm not worried. Could you get this thing on eBay? Hmm...I'll have to take a look. The prototype used in the add was a piece of shit!
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