Jimmy Hat

We have a new addition to the family, Jimmy Hat. He's really cute. I wanted to name him Jimmy but H3.2 thought the "Hat" was a necessary addition. He has a cat toy that he likes you to tease him with if you can find it. Speaking of pussy, the other day my ex-step-dad came over and the first thing I said to him was "I shaved my pussy yesterday". It's rather pathetic when you're so known for saying outrageous shit that he didn't even bat an eye, just waited patiently for the rest of the story. I sighed, then told him that I shaved my cat, Zada. I don't talk about shaving my actual pussy with my ex-step-dad. In fact, as far as I am concerned, he doesn't need to know I have one.

Now then... If you aren't blind from too much masturbation (see previous post entitled Switch Hitter), you might have noticed that the look of my blog has changed. It's pretty boring, however the writing is still wonderful I tell you! H3.2 will be helping me over the next days/weeks/months/years to make my blog pretty and original. For now it's just plain funny. You can emphasize the plain or the funny, take your pick.