Friday, June 17, 2005

Where are her parents?

My son loves watching Animal Planet, especially The Most Extreme. He is currently watching an espisode about the biggest mouths in the animal kingdom. I love this show. Although it's a bit sensational, it is chock full of interesting animal tidbits. With all of the crap on television today, I greatly appreciate shows that don't focus on sex and violence. Unless I'm watching tv, of course. So, I look up from my comfy position on the couch and see a 13 year-old girl stuffing hundreds of straws into her mouth. At the same time. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this? I can only imagine what her junior high school classmates think of this talent. I don't think I need to paint a picture of this, do I? Luckily, my son is 8 and doesn't look at a 13 year-old with a huge, gaping maw and think of blow jobs.

2 Comments:

Blogger P's No Spin Zone said...

Well we all have to have some talents. Although I don't see much of amarket for mass straw sucking ability.

4:17 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

She could go for a Guinness World Record. The current holder of most straws stuffed in the mouth is Marco Hort. He stuffed 258 drinking straws in his mouth. I would like to know how a person figures out this is their talent. I'm a one straw at a time kind of girl

4:41 PM  

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